how douche-y, a surprise birthday blog party!
this little girl is jenny who grew up 2 be a loser blogger like the rest of us.
today is her surprise blog birthday party. so welcome all you dweebs, & have a piece of virtual cake.
here r my greetings & salutations to jenny:
darling! today u are 40! u r now officially a cougar!
win? what do u win as u grow older? i can tell u what u lose. maybe ur ass. & if u wear spanx u get one flat uni-butt.
a girl like u will be 4-ever cool, sexy, beautiful, smart, talented. age doesn't change that.
ur sense of humor improves with age, & the right 2 say anything u like is even more powerful.
u can now officially dye ur hair a cartoon shade of red in the great tradition of older over 40 broads like colette, shirley mac laine, lucy, annie lennox, kathy griffin, & that old blogging biotch the vamp.
jenny, ur a master wordsmith on ur blog. u have imbued poetry into the words: snatch, turd, fart, douche, boner, to name just the few that u pepper ur blog with. the photos u pinch 4 ur blog r impressive & i will be stealing them from u. ur a great editor and scrapbooker.
u have good taste in furniture & interior design & fashion. ur style only gets mo betta as the years roll on.
i love the way u draw. & a huge ass highlight of this past year of ur blogging loser life was ur recap of hgtv design turds.
i am secretly in love with u. i have a big boner blog crush (bbbc) on u to end all big boner blog crushes.
so happy birthday you wonderful douche, turd, snatch, fart.
today u reign supreme, the queen of all blogstresses everywhere. but that only happens ur birthday. tomorrow ur just one of us again.
all but one image from the blog
my favorite and my best
this little girl is jenny who grew up 2 be a loser blogger like the rest of us.
here r my greetings & salutations to jenny:
win? what do u win as u grow older? i can tell u what u lose. maybe ur ass. & if u wear spanx u get one flat uni-butt.
a girl like u will be 4-ever cool, sexy, beautiful, smart, talented. age doesn't change that.
ur sense of humor improves with age, & the right 2 say anything u like is even more powerful.
u can now officially dye ur hair a cartoon shade of red in the great tradition of older over 40 broads like colette, shirley mac laine, lucy, annie lennox, kathy griffin, & that old blogging biotch the vamp.
jenny, ur a master wordsmith on ur blog. u have imbued poetry into the words: snatch, turd, fart, douche, boner, to name just the few that u pepper ur blog with. the photos u pinch 4 ur blog r impressive & i will be stealing them from u. ur a great editor and scrapbooker.
u have good taste in furniture & interior design & fashion. ur style only gets mo betta as the years roll on.
i love the way u draw. & a huge ass highlight of this past year of ur blogging loser life was ur recap of hgtv design turds.
i am secretly in love with u. i have a big boner blog crush (bbbc) on u to end all big boner blog crushes.
so happy birthday you wonderful douche, turd, snatch, fart.
and go to my favorite and my best to see the cougar cave
