the girlys - girl world awards - yes or no

a shit storm of comments when gwd asked for category ideas.
pent up emotions erupt.
haters & lurkers let loose.
& some good ideas and luv 2.
feelings get hurt, feathers get ruffled, egos get sucked.
others don't give a flying fuck & let it roll off the ass crack.
is any press good press?
r anons the assholes of the world?
can an anon comment b considered honest?
u know the girlys r not real awards, don't u?
gwd likes 2 know what we really think of each other.
even mean girl crit can b constructive.
we all start 2 believe the shit we write in blogs is keeping it real.
u just cannot b loved by everybody all the time.
& what about the ones that don't get any flak or fame.
r they better or worse for it? crying because they r overlooked? or breathing a sigh of relief like sitting in the front row of a comedy club & the comic doesn't call you an ass hat.
gwd says use the mean girl shit 2 make u write some new material. there's gold there.
the nominating committee is drunk & says fuck it.
what say u.

the girlys -girl world decor awards - categories please

well peeps it's that time again! time 4 the girly awards! the committee is meeting in secret.

what categories would u like?

for instance: blogs that want 2 be decorno, braggart blogs u hate, granny blogs, gay blogs, guy blogs, hipster blogs u hate, foreign language blogs, bloated blogs, self appointed know it all blogs, rich girl blogs, pretty mindless blogs, mommy blogs, christian dating blogs, celeb blogs, posers & wannabes, pros that rock, pros that wank, domino re hash blogs, tv blogs, mag blogs & sites, crafty blogs, diy blogs, couples blogs, turds & dweebs, picture blogs, art blogs, blogs that don't get no respect, blogs r us, pompous & pumped up, hall of fame, hall of shame

just suggest categories now.

nominees come later.

human flesh search

no one is safe.
passwords r worthless.
anon blogs r a joke.
anon comments even a bigger joke.
human flesh search is an internet practice in china,
read about it here.
if a bunch of knee jerk "netizens" want to find u & wreck ur life they can do it in less time then u can say 6 degrees of separation in chinese.
cyber posses of cyber vigilantes spend hours a day prowling the internet for prey.
it's just a matter of time until this shit makes it here.
they're coming 2 get u.
hackers already can easily trace anything u do.
facebook & twitter & online shopping & yes even blogging open ur door to human flesh search.

now on another subject -
i started gwd as an experiment. i wanted an anon place where i could say what i want. a place where u could say what u want. free of identity & blog crush fawning 4 comments & followers, free of fake blog personalities, just a place 2 put it out there & watch what happens. gwd is over a year old now & the experiment is a bit of a bore.

now on another subject -
anon bloggers report me 4 abuse & blogger spanks me, deleting my posts & warning me that my blog can be deleted if i don't shape up. u have no way 2 answer ur accuser or even know who they r. this can happen 2 u 2.
the posts blogger pulled have 2 do with mr. & mrs. douche, m21 & habitually chic. gosh i wonder who's reporting me 2 blogger?!
anyone else out there getting their blog posts pulled by blogger? don't b embarrassed 2 tell us about it. image use is the issue u should all b concerned about. giving credit doesn't absolve ur wrong doing.

now on another subject -
i punked out. gwd is yet another inane scrapbook of images, another rip off blog with no originality.


i used 2 want 2 critique & review other blogs, out the really stupid ones, the ones with posers and pompous asses, the ones with goody 2 shoes good girls, the ones with old granny hags gushing about their cottage lady decor love, the ones who just link u 2 the ny times because ur 2 stupid 2 read it urself, the decor porn scrap bookers puking out the same old same old & all those endless tablescapes & shopping lists.


i thought it would be a way 2 shake things up. but after awhile all the geeks & douches r just so pitiful that it's not fun 2 poke it with a stick. & i don't have 2 tell u who sucks or who's for real. u r smart enough 2 know.

now on another subject -
i luv the blog "goddamit i'm mad", & want 2 pay sister wolf homage 2 her "fucking cunt of the week award". her award & that phrase are trade marked, so i thought about paraphrasing her award for gwd: the twat of the week award or the camel toe of the week.
sister wolf disses lots of other bloggers & celebs, & no one seems 2 b spanking her. i need 2 ask her the secret.




i hate those lame awards bloggers give 2 one another, with these stupid chain letter directives 2 tell us 7 things about urself & ask 5 other blog bitches 2 do the same. blogs r already stuffed 2 the gills with everything u want to know (& some shit u don't want 2 know) about the blog authors who write about themselves.

the twat of the week award is 1 i am sure u would all welcome & proudly display on ur blog.
ditto for the camel toe of the week.

who should i give it 2? yeah sure, give it to myself. now who else?

the lamies aka apartment therapy homies

happy new year. got nothing 2 do today except sip a bloody mary? here's a mindless time waster.

the homies. a small buzz this past week in decor blogland.
lame & douche-y.
over 600 mostly self nominated "home design" blogs. nobody heard of most of them, certainly not the top 100 on everyone's blog lists. the homies r like bitches fighting over a bone. cute bitches for sure, but still all fighting for a $50. prize from the uber apartment therapy which can afford alot more than that. they surely could have gotten a sponsor 2 cough up a good prize, like say a couch or something. what douches they r, & maybe not, coz they got a zillion new e-mail addresses for their data base.

here's the gwd nominee prize. u can put it on ur blog with the caption 2009 homie nominee. u can buy the actual boxers at cafepress.com
gwd was actually nominated by some dweeb. what a laugh. but gosh u loved me, u really loved me. gwd got 9 votes!

in the middle with 30+ (votes): velvet and linen, visual vamp, la dolce vita, a cup of jo, made by girl, u know like blogs u heard of. the 20+ votes had eddie ross, peak of chic, style court, hooked on houses, absolutely beautiful things - i doubt they bothered 2 beg 4 votes, being 2 cool 4 this.

the high rollers of the blogs we know came in with 40 - 70 votes. in the 40's: cote de texas, decorno, material girls, urban grace, isuwannee. 50 votes or more: my favorite and my best (yay!), coco and kelly, whorage, m21 (way 2 go douche!).
& here it is my lovely losers, dweebs, & douches, i give u ur top 12: cheziarrson, trick my brick, little green notebook, desire to inspire (yay!), brooklyn limestone, all the best (yay!)...
but u can only vote (if ur a loser with time to waste) 4 the top 6 here
top 6: retro renovation, making it lovely, decor 8, door sixteen, remodelista, young house love

i can hardly wait 4 the 2010 girly awards. here

over the top

2 get this u have 2 answer:

1. Where is your cell phone? don't know

2. Your hair? my own

3. Your mother? dead

4. Your father? also dead

5. Your favorite food? salt

6. Your dream last night? stinging caterpillars

7.Your favorite drink? milkshake

8. Your dream/goal? live fully

9. What room are you in? office

10. Your hobby? don't have one

11. Your fear? none really

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive

13. Where were you last night? a club then home for TV

14. Something that you aren't? ass kisser

15. Muffins? stud

16. Wish list item? hermes throw

17. Where did you grow up? in my mind

18. Last thing you did? breathe

19. What are you wearing? pjs

20. Your TV? flat

21. Your pet? sweet

22. Friends? few & cherished

23. Your life? never boring

24. Your mood? happy

25. Missing someone? far away friends & family

26. Vehicle? none

27. Something you're not wearing? earrings

28. Your favorite store? flea market in france

29. Your favorite color? red

30. When was the last time you laughed? a minute ago

31. Last time you cried? can't recall

32. Your best friend? moved away

33. One place that I go to over and over? blogs

34. One person who emails me regularly? bloggers

35. Favorite place to eat? home

Now I have to pass the award along to six Over The Top Blogs (maybe they'll answer these 35 burning questions):

my favorite and my best - ott in a good way
cote de texas - ott long posts in a good way
maison 21 - ott with third person schtick
race of style - ott with kindness
decorno - ott in arrogance (discuss)
made by girl - ott in a good way

u can just answer the questions & give ur self the award.

would u put me on ur blog list

vicente wolfe

great designer, secure man, author, successful businessman
& non judging

it's no secret that gwd has ruffled feathers.
this blog is not the usual. it is an anon blog. gwd has no e-mail contact, no blog list, & comments anon only in this blog with a gwd signature.
the readeship is small & select.
gwd tried an experiment in blogging. mainly a picture blog, an image bank to use as u wish.
no ass kissing mash notes, no personal back story, & only a link 2 something once in awhile, with no real attempt to build an audience.
gwd put it out there just 2 see what would happen when a girl doesn't follow all the rules of blogging.
gwd tells u about her via the inspiration board in the right hand margin.
gwd works hard. the picture research is time consuming and thought out. gwd has published over 300 posts in 6 months.
the most succesful post ever was about the girly awards HERE.
why?
gwd never said who is best or worst, but presented a list of a few of the many blogs out there.
the comments were very snarky & honest & mostly written under the protection of anon.
what happened is that we talked to one another in our real voices & not the fakey blog voices we all use to seem nice, wise, & worldly. we talked to each other on a real level and it was great.
gwd seldom appears on another bloggers list. today gwd found herself on a very respectable high tone blog: Vicente Wolf. how illuminating.
many fear gwd for no reason other than their own insecurity. gwd is no one. just a twit with an opinion or 2 like u.
gwd is considering adding a blog list because she reads & loves & hates many blogs.
gwd has already been banned by a few of her fellow twits. but gwd will still put u on the blog list even if she thinks ur lcd or amazing.

the girly awards - the nominations r in

u have been nominated

don't get huffy or have a hissy. or on ur soap box. having an opinion is not a hate crime. blogs r out there 4 the public & u win some & u lose some in the like & not like department. u all deeply dish & trash each other & talk about everybody else in private e-mail. gwd just puts ur deep dark thoughts on a blog.

the nominating committee considered mainly decor blogs & mainly ones of the bloggers who do it regular. there are some newbies out there who will be in the running next time & some oldies who have so much good press that they don't need this. really nobody needs this. no links provided. u need to find 'em if you want to read 'em. peace out.
ps we love all the style bloggers even if we don't like everything they do.

age before everything:
over 50 best/worst blog
cote de texas
renee finberg
surroundings
visual vamp
jackie blue home


best/worst mommie with style blog

so sylvie
mrs. blandings

gwd

oldflowers4me
so sylvie
my favorite and my best

petunia face

best/worst french style blog
my french essecne
country french
paris apartment
paris atelier

best/worst guy blog
paul pincus
aesthetes lament
design geek
maison 21
decor fellow
nick olson
gwd
architect design
house of beauty and culture



best/worst poser wannabe designer blog
visual vamp
decorno
habitually chic
maison 21
gwd
goop

best/worst brainy girl blogs
style court
peak of chic
emily evans eerdmans
pigtown
from the house of edward
the fabulous audrey hepburn
habitually chic

best/worst foreign blogs
absolutely beautiful things
french essence
race of style
el beso
my marrakesh
villa anna
carla loves photography
style file
purple area
la chica del solitario


best/worst smart mouth blogs
decorno
petunia face
my favorite and my best
the house of beauty and culture
visual vamp
maison 21
gwd



best/worst swedish/french style blog
velvet and linen
willow decor
cote de texas
emmas designblog


best/worst artist blog
pve
fif flowers
annechoivie
izabella's blue
fete et fleur



best/worst commercial blog
eddie ross
decor 8
apartment therapy
desire to inspire
made by girl (has a huge ass blog list)
goop


best/worst indie style blog
bohemian hellhole
katinka pinka
cherry blossom girl
sf girl


best/worse under 40 blog
material girls
beach bungalow 8
urban grace
kateidid
vain and vapid
gwd
la dolce vita
that unreliable girl
the newlywed diaries
alkemie
house of turquoise



best/worse professionals blog
patricia gray
vincente wolf
huffington post
design geek
decorated life


best/worst maybe over 40 blog
hooked on houses
all the best
villa anna
topsy turvy



best/worst blogger that stopped blogging
bunny tomerlin
all things bright and beautiful
flair
musings-brocante (aka brocante girl)


we can't read them all, so nominate ur self or anyone else.
vote by comment. or don't vote.




fun but not serious, so don't get ur knickers in a twist.
it's just a blog.

crude things - spoiler alert

tomorrow the nominations are in 4 the girly awards. don't read if u r afraid. it's stupid fun. cry babies need not play. really. stay away. fun girls & boys always welcome.





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